On Monday night I had my FIRST outcall massage for someone I had never met. I was a little nervous. As I was driving to the guys house, I was chatting with Chris on my cell phone. When I got to his street I saw the guy in his front yard waiting for me. I quickly told Chris I LOVE him and said GOODBYE. I pull up in front of his house and parked. I jump out of my huge truck and go introduce myself. I tell him I need to get my table out. So I turn around and notice how I am totally not parked that close to the curb. I get my stuff out and put it on the sidewalk and tell him I need to fix my parking job. I get in and I am NERVOUS and feel DUMB I was having to repark. I hurry and back up so I can pull in closer to the curb right in front of his house. As I was backing up I HIT his neighbors black garbage can and knocked it OVER! (it was in the street!) I was SOOO EMBARASSED! Thankfully it was empty. I got out of the truck and apologized and he was laughing and said it's ok, as he was walking over to pick it up. "That's a big truck you are driving!" I wanted to tell him that I drive that thing everyday and have been for a year and a half! But if I said that he might wonder how on earth I managed to hit a garbage can. I said, "well, I've never hit a garbage can before! It was totally in my blind spot!" I felt like he must think I am the BIGGEST dumb blonde! Luckily there was no mishaps during his massage!
